This is why you should never ever ever drink grain alcohol!

Saturday night was a very unique one for me lol.

Im learning about herbs and their medicinal properties (healing capacity), and some mixtures require you to make tinctures.

A tincture is an herb or mixture of hebs thats mixed with a preservative to keep it in a consumable form forever.

You can mix vinegar with the herbs and yo can also mixgrain alcohol with it to keep it preserved.

So i got some liquor to go with the herbs and i went home to make the tincture (the herbs i mixed by the way were valerian, wild lettuce, loebillia and skulcap, i was making a tonic that will put you right to sleep. It didnt work though, it might work as a brewed tea though)

So i was like since i got some alcohol let me take a sip.

i cut it with some cranberry juice and for a while i aint feel nothing.

so i drunk a little bit more and all of a sudden i started to feel it.

i still kept drinking though and i felt it a little bit more.

next thing you know its 3 o'clock in the morning im drunk and horny.

its time to have a good time lol.

i rushed out of my bed making a whole bunch of noise(i rent a room in a house), i walked out the door i remember doing that.

Next thing you know it was 2pm sunday afternoon.

i had mcdonalds food scattered all around me, my cell phone was gone, my keys were gone, i had 100 dollars missing from my wallet, i had like 10 dollars in these strange looking yellow coins (which i think i got from an adult store or something lol) and i didnt remember JACK!

Well I finally got my answer today.

I went outside and talked to the guy who lives upstairs from me and we were outside talking for a minute.

He said i was immensely wet, and i was tripping hard with him like never before.

He said it was like i was a completely different person.

like the regular tubby escaped from my body and a totally different human being with a completely different personality inculcated my spiritless flesh (well maybe he didnt say it like that).

Anyway lol, we were out there talking and he said all of a sudden this fine redbone came walking down the street (he said she wasnt a dime she was a 20) and i was actually hollering at her (thats not something i ever have the confidence to do).

He said i was macking shorty hard and i just left him and walked down the street with her lol.

I guess i must have took her back to the crib because he said when he got back there there was a whole lot of moaning and groaning coming from my room.

And on top of that a lady who lives in the same building had her 17 year old kid there and she heard everything.

That's not funny man.

Dont drink please.

sidebar: this dude for a 20 dollar bet drunk a whole pint of grain alcohol STRAIGHT in only a few swallows.

That dude definately earned that twenty dollars lol.

Oh yeah, for those who dont know grain alcohol is 95% alcohol (that means if you drink that much alcohol and smoke you could litterally blow up, straight spontaneous combustion).

He was throwing up for like 2 days he said he walked all the way downtown from where we live (about 4 miles).

Please stay away from this kind of alcohol im telling you.

Just stick to wine coolers lol.