Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Some weird stuff hapened this week already!

This has been a funny week.
First off this past sunday i went to a big natural healing expo (for hippies like me) where they displayed the latest technology and information about natural healing, psychic abilities, astrology you know right up my alley.
So i go there and a lot of very interesting things happened.
First off as soon as i hit the floor im immediately zapped by zero gravity (a woman had a 300.00 pen that zaps the different chakras in the body with zero gravity and this zero gravity is supposed to give a person or whatever is being zapped an overall feeling of well being.
Needless to say i didnt but the pen but i still felt better.
To make a long story short, i was in a lecture by the worlds most popular psychic (her name is janet something) and she told everybody to get a partner.
This beautiful slightly older woman was sitting in the next eisle.
She looked at right at me so i gave her an indication to come over.
She grabbed my hand and the assignment was to look in each others eyes for 2 straight minutes and say the first thing that came to mind.
We stared at each other and she said to me "i wish you would stop looking so sexy"
I was like uh okay lol (i hadnt been called that in a while so relished that moment).
But anyway after that incident i got her number.
She's in her 40's and im only 29 but if she down with occasional romp im down too!
She said she had a friend but she didnt hesitate to give me those digits.
Im like "you're over 40 i dont see a ring on your finger"
Then tonight i was thinking about this girl i wanted to sleep with since i first met her in manhattan last year and sure enough we damn near bumped right into each other (she wont let me get it easily but im going to try because she is definately worth it).
And all this has happened after i recently dumped the girl i was supposed to be marrying.
If im getting this much play already then i know it was meant to happen.
Hopefully ill have better stories in the future.
The moral is Dont Hold on to Somebody if you in your heart believe that you arent meant to be together.
Because something better could be just around the corner.

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